100 Funny WhatsApp Status in 2019

It’s became a trend now a day to Update WhatsApp Status.  WhatsApp Status is now a great way to express yourself. It became a channel to how to show how you express your views by changing your WhatsApp time to time. In addition to all other features you can update your whatsApp status with a 30 seconds funny video, an image or any text. In this article I have gathered 100 Funny WhatsApp Status in 2019.

1. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected.

2. I used to love my neighbors, until they put a password on WiFi.

3. I am not lazy. I am on energy save mode.

4. I hate people who steal my Ideas before I think of them.

5. A girl in my class asked me “How to see if a loin is male or female”? I answered, through a stone if he runs it’s a male if she runs it’s a female. That simple.

6. I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

7. Sorry about those texts I sent last night, my phone was drunk.

8. My study period is 30 mints and break time is 3 hours.

9. I hate girls that say “All guys are the same”. Who told you to try them all?

10. Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes if you are billionaire.

Funny Whatsapp Status

Funny WhatsApp Status

11. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

12. Dear brain night is for sleeping, not for solving world problems.

13. I never argue I just explain why I am right.

14. If you are in a relationship and all you do is cry every day, stop and ask yourself that you are dating a human or an onion.

15. I hate fake people. You know what I am talking about.. Mannequins.

16. You can never by love but still you have to pay for it.

17. I love my job only when I am on vocation

18. Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

19. My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters But If I take a single one of her dresses suddenly we need to talk.

20. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do because you never know when to finish.

21. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

22. A guy knows he is in love when he loses interest in his car for couple of days.

23. Status is under construction

24. Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.

25. Keep moving nothing to read.

26. Here my dad comes on WhatsApp, from now my status would be “no status” or just a smiley.

27. I am not special, I am limited edition.

28. The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

29. Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

30. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi Connection.

31. Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you are going to die.

32. Whoever says “Good Morning” on Mondays deserves a slap.

33. Diamond can change the way a girl looks at a boy.

34. Life travels faster than sound. That’s why people appear bright until they speak.

35. Can we please go back to the main menu of life? I think I have accidently chosen impossible mode.

36. I wonder what happens when a Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day.

37. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death.

38. You can blame gravity for falling in love.

39. We are WTF generation.. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.

40. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing.

41. Status: I am not on WhatsApp.

42. I found that there is only one way to look thi, hang out with fat people.

43. Life always offers you a second chance it’s called tomorrow.

44. I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.

45. I am naturally funny because my whole life is a joke.

46. When I said I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from doorway to the bed.

47. Yes I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.

48. If common sense is so common why is there so many people without common sense.

49. Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

50. The only thing I gained this year so far is Weight. In bed it’s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 mints, its 7:45. At school its 1:30 close your eyes for 5 mints its 1:31

51. Today has been cancelled. Go back to your bed.

52. This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

53. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.

54. Alcohol will give the different, type of power.

55. Dear humans in case you forget, I used to be your internet. Sincerely the Library.

56. I live in a world of fantasy so keep your reality away from me.

57. Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

58. I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail.

59. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove you don’t need it.

60. Fact: Phone on silent mode-10 Missed calls, turned on volume to loud- Nobody calls you.

61. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelors.

62. Don’t like my attitude? Report at who cares dot com.

63. ETC meaning – End of Thinking Capacity.

64. I enjoy when people show attitude to me because it shows that they need an attitude to impress me!

65. Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push of Pull.

66. The best friend in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 mints before an exam.

67. I love everyone. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I would love to punch in the face.

68. The most powerful words other then I Love You is .. Salary is Credited.

69. Think a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Now subtract 1. Close your eyes now. It’s dark. Isn’t it?

70. Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

71. At least mosquitoes are attached to me.

72. Everyone wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

73. I am jealous of my Parents. I will never have a kid as cool as theirs.

74. I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes.

75. Enjoy life it comes with expiry date.

76. If robbers ever broke into my house and search for money, I would just laugh ad search with them.

77. I changed my password everywhere to “incorrect” that way when I forgot it; it always remnds me “Your Password is incorrect”

78. If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me I will tell you more.

79. Early to bed and early to rise means that person has no WiFi.

80. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

81. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

82. Congratulations! My tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation.

83. I only 3 things in life. Food, wiFi, Sleep.

84. Save water – Drink beer.

85. I broke up with my boyfriend. Because he threatened to kill himself.

86. When your parents leave you home alone, it’s time to each the neighbors what good music is.

87. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

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89. If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

90. Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on YouTube and the music stops loading?

91. I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.

92. Knowledge is power and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

93. My father always told me find a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.

94. Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.

95. 80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% is having the brain.

96. I hate math but I love counting money.

97. I don’t have attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

98. I am using Google for 1years now and I have no idea who uses the “I am Feeling Lucky” button.

99. Women should not have children after 20. Really.20 children are enough.

100. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it n a fruit salad.

 

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